Spusht: Creative Title Ideas from a Techie Hubby?

You know how sometimes you need a second opinion on something, and you ask your husband for suggestions?

I have learned my lesson to never ask my techie-nerdy hubby for ideas again, at least in the creative field. Like, ever.

1^st March 2012

Me: suggest me a title for my write-up, something catchy. like, how’s "My Old-fashioned Calendar"?

Hubby: no, i didn’t like it, some thing else

Me: hmmmm you suggest please.

Hubby: i don’t know, need to think. How about “time is money, money is time”?

Me: hmmmmmmmm NO. Another.

Hubby: haha, then you think and write, I need time to think.

Me: i guess this one summarizes the article well: "The Not-Smartphone Calendar in My Life"?

Hubby: umm.. you dont want to write against on-going trend, in my opinion.

Me: i'm not going against trend ... just telling what my style is ..

Hubby: How about “Time is precious! Importance of calendar”?

Me: nooo .... i'm not trying to preach!

Hubby: ok, I don’t know then.

Me: forget it.

14^th March 2012

Me: look at this post and suggest me a title. I’m thinking “Why buy when you can make at home?”

Hubby: hmmm no, not interesting.

Me: ok, your turn.

Hubby: how’s “make-it-yourself powders”..?

Me: no, doesn’t make sense.

Hubby: then, “make-it-yourself, it's easy!” …?

Me: hmmmm “DIY Homemade Powders”?

Hubby: what’s that? die making powders?

Me: no crazy, D-I-Y means Do-It-Yourself.

Hubby: people like me won’t know what’s die (DIY!). how about “Home-made, Heaven-made!”

Me: what the hell is heaven about this???

Hubby: all these are made at home, and home is heaven, that’s why it’s heaven-made.

Me: oh my god, forget it.

Actually you know what, I’m changing my mind. I will ask his suggestions next time, in fact, each time. May be not for ideas, but at least for the entertainment ;-)