Humor: World May Change; Friends Will Never!

Result agar accha ho:	When you pass your exam:
Maa – Bhagwan ki kripa hai.	Mom:  Grateful to God.
Papa – Beta kiska hai.	Dad:  My son after all.
Dost – Chal daaru peete hain.	Friends:  Let’s go drink.
Result agar bura ho:	When you fail your exam:
Maa – Aag lage is college main.	Mom:  Your college sucks.
Papa – Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.	Dad:  Our love spoilt you.
Dost – Chal daaru peete hain.	Friends:  Let’s go drink.
Naukri lagne par:	When you get a job:
Maa – Apni sehat ka khyal rakhna.	Mom:  Take care of yourself.
Papa – Khoob mehnat se kaam karma.	Dad:  Work hard.
Dost – Chal daaru peete hain.	Friends:  Let’s go drink.
Naukri chootne par:	When you lose your job:
Maa – Naukri hi kharab thee.	Mom:  Workplace was bad.
Papa – Koi baat nahin, doosri mil jayegi.	Dad:  Don’t worry, you’ll find another.
Dost – Chal daaru peete hain.	Friends:  Let’s go drink.
Birthday par:	On your birthday:
Maa – Jug jug jiye mera beta.	Mom:  Wish you a long life.
Papa – Hamesha aage badhe.	Dad:  Wish you success always.
Dost – Chal daaru peete hain.	Friends:  Let’s go drink.
Love main fail hone per:	When you’re heartbroken in love:
Maa – Beta Bhool ja usko.	Mom:  Forget her.
Papa – Mard ban.	Dad:  Be a man.
Dost – Chal daaru peete hain.	Friends:  Let’s go drink.
Shaadi par:	On your wedding:
Maa – Sadaa sukhi raho.	Mom:  Wish you happy life.
Papa – Khush raho.	Dad:  Wish you happy life.
Dost – Chal daaru peete hain.	Friends:  Let’s go drink.
Bachha hone par:	On birth of your first baby:
Maa – Bilkul mere bete par gaya/gayi hai.	Mom:  Looks just like my son.
Papa – Khush raho.	Dad:  Blessings.
Dost – Chal daaru peete hain.	Friends:  Let’s go drink.
Moral of the story:	Moral of the story:
Duniya badal jati hai, dost kabhi nahin badalte!	World changes, but friends don’t!

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Note:  Received original in Hindi in an e-mail; just translated it!  No idea where it originated from!